Saturday, May 7, 2011

A Danielle Friendship Primer

We could be good friends if:

1. Do not wear a strong perfume or musk
2. If you are not obsessed with Justin Bieber

Monday, March 1, 2010

Fullmetal Heart

“Is the program working?” asked the Professor.

I can’t tell him it’s working perfectly fine for my eyes are still blurry and my mind is overflowing with information – that if I am real I could have collapsed due to an extreme pang of headache.

“Good morning, how are you feeling?” he’s starting to look downhearted now.

I recovered my composure and said “I am completely fine now, good morning.”

His eyes glistened with happiness that you can feel his euphoria radiating. “Do you know who I am?”

“Yes. You are Professor Xerxes.”

He is extremely jubilant now, like he has just become a father. “That’s right! That’s right! It was a success, I – I am . . . I can’t believe it” The Professor is very peculiar, just a while ago he was very jubilant that he could ‘cartwheel’ due to his happiness and now he is weeping. “Is he stupid? I asked my self, is he really the one who created me?” Then he looked at me with the same jubilant eyes again and wiped all his tears from his face. “Do you know your name?” he asked me.

There were so many installed data on my head that I forgot my name. I stared with him in blank eyes, searching my memory for my “name”. I tried hard but found no “name”, I looked up to him sheepishly, and maybe “I” wasn’t really working fine. I thought for an instant that I was going into the scrap but I got a rather unexpected answer – he smiled, reassuringly, warmly.

“Your name is Echo.”

“Echo”

“That’s right, it’s because where ever you are your voice will always reach me,” then he smiled again, that smile that’s the only one in the whole world – a warm gentle smile that makes you believe in yourself, which almost made me believed that I was human.

And so, I stayed with Professor. He lived at the cliff overlooking the City, where the sun was a majestic vista as it slowly hides behind the mountains, leaving the sky with red and orange paints in this large palette. The Professor never missed a day to look at it – everyday during this time of nearing twilight you can see a “different” Professor, his eyes were very distant, his hands were like wanting to reach something, and seems like you can hear the inaudible crestfallen words from him echoing –

He said that his research wasn’t complete yet, and there is still something inside me that is lacking. He said that he’ll install it at the hollow on my chest. I occasionally helped him in his researches and helped him to find this “something”. Once we achieve this, I will be halfway of becoming a human.

One time, I read about it and it was called a “heart” – something that can only be found on humans. It contains emotions like love, compassion, and happiness. Professor was trying to create that for me. He explained no matter how many times you try a simulation or look and read illustrations of these feelings – you will never be able to truly understand it without feeling it with your heart. For this kind of things couldn’t be entered in a microchip or be programmed to me, you can never command someone to feel a certain feeling.

Professor worked assiduously – day and night. My participation in his research was just limited to analyzing some data, keeping the house and laboratory clean, and making him a coffee once in the morning, tea in the afternoon and a jug full of coffee during the night. Whenever I tried to sneak to help in the research, I couldn’t access some of the files. Professor treated me really nicely – he’d go to the city twice a month and buy sweets and dresses for me.

When I first opened my eyes – the Professor was still a young man on the verge of his youth. But now as time passed by, wrinkles had appeared in the Professor’s face and his radiant energy had faded, he’s an old man now in his 80’s. But I – I haven’t changed at all.

One day the Professor became seriously ill – it was because he haven’t got enough sleep during the previous months. I gave him milk instead of coffee that day, but it didn’t do him any good. His medication doesn’t seem to take effect. I did everything that the doctor told me but it’s no use. His condition seems to worsen every passing day. One afternoon the Professor requested to be taken outside. I objected the idea at first – but the Professor smiled that I couldn’t say no. He looked for the last time at the setting sun and murmured “I’m sorry, I failed, I couldn’t take you back.” I saw a tear fall from his cheeks, and then the Professor’s life was extinguished out of him.

After his funeral, I decided to look on his computer to continue his research. His files are protected by a password. I entered his name but didn’t work, I typed coffee but it was still and error – I tried many words such as sunset, fish, panda panda, lollipop, heart – but all are invalid. Out of my robotic instinct I typed my name. E C H O, and to my surprise it was accepted by the computer. I browsed through his files and went over a folder named ‘My Pictures’. I opened it for I was curious; the Professor never said a word about his life or his family. As I clicked it dozens of photos appeared in the high definition screen. It only took me about 0.0001 seconds to comprehend the images.

I can see the Professor in his much younger years probably when he was still 16 years old. In all of the pictures he was beaming with happiness as he posed next to a girl – next to me. There was also an mp3 format recording . . .

“Hello. Hello. Hey Xerxes, I hope you could hear me now…”

“…the doctor said I am…” “…I’ll never forget you…” “I enjoyed all watching all those sunsets…”

I couldn’t hear anymore for, for the first time I wept and felt an extreme pain and loneliness in the middle of my chest – in my hollow fullmetal heart.



Disclaimer:

based on the vocaloid song Kokoro

Sunday, February 1, 2009

WORLD IDEOLOGIES

it's been a long time since my last post.. hehehe.. well., gusto ko lang mang-asar ngayon.. gusto kong asarin ung mga naghahanap ng matinong assignment.. kasi wala akong ma-research na matinong assignment kaya ito.. nakuha ko ito sa dito.. haiztz.. sigurado ako pag-ganito ipa-pass mo sa teacher ko hindi ka niya makakalimutan..


WORLD IDEOLOGIES
(pag may baka ka)

Feudalism

You have two cows. Your lord takes some of the milk.

Pure Socialism

You have two cows. The government takes them and puts them in a barn with everyone else's cows. You have to take care of all the cows. The government gives you all the milk you need.

Bureaucratic Socialism

Your cows are cared for by ex-chicken farmers. You have to take care of the chickens the government took from the chicken farmers. The government gives you as much milk and eggs the regulations say you should need.

Fascism

You have two cows. The government takes both, hires you to take care of them, and sells you the milk.

Pure Communism

You have two cows. Your neighbors help you take care of them, and you all share the milk.

Real World Communism

You share two cows with your neighbors. You and your neighbors bicker about who has the most "ability" and who has the most "need". Meanwhile, no one works, no one gets any milk, and the cows drop dead of starvation.

Russian Communism

You have two cows. You have to take care of them, but the government takes all the milk. You steal back as much milk as you can and sell it on the black market.

Perestroika

You have two cows. You have to take care of them, but the Mafia takes all the milk. You steal back as much milk as you can and sell it on the "free" market.

Cambodian Communism

You have two cows. The government takes both and shoots you.

Militarianism

You have two cows. The government takes both and drafts you.

Totalitarianism

You have two cows. The government takes them and denies they ever existed. Milk is banned.

Pure Democracy

You have two cows. Your neighbors decide who gets the milk.

Representative Democracy

You have two cows. Your neighbors pick someone to tell you who gets the milk.

British Democracy

You have two cows. You feed them sheeps' brains and they go mad. The government doesn't do anything.

Bureaucracy

You have two cows. At first the government regulates what you can feed them and when you can milk them. Then it pays you not to milk them. Then it takes both, shoots one, milks the other and pours the milk down the drain. Then it requires you to fill out forms accounting for the missing cows.

Pure Anarchy

You have two cows. Either you sell the milk at a fair price or your neighbors try to take the cows and kill you.

Pure Capitalism

You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.

Capitalism

You don't have any cows. The bank will not lend you money to buy cows, because you don't have any cows to put up as collateral.

Enviromentalism

You have two cows. The government bans you from milking or killing them.

Political Correctness

You are associated with (the concept of "ownership" is a symbol of the phallo centric, war mongering, intolerant past) two differently - aged (but no less valuable to society) bovines of non-specified gender.

Surrealism

You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.

Enronism

You have two cows. You borrow 80% of the forward value of the two cows from your bank, then buy another cow with 5% down and the rest financed by the seller on a note callable if your market cap goes below $20B at a rate 2 times prime. You sell the three cows to your publicly listed company, using letters of credit opened by your brother-in-law at the bank, then execute a debt/equity swap with an associated general offer so you get four cows back, with a tax exemption for five cows. The milk rights of six cows are transferred via an intermediary to a Cayman Island company secretly owned by the majority shareholder, who sells the rights to seven cows back to your listed company. The annual report says the company owns eight cows, with an option on one more. This transaction process is upheld by your independent auditor with no negative balance sheet implications, followed by a press release that announces that Enron, as a major owner of cows may begin trading cows via a new internet site.



tsk.. ang adik ngay.. bakit ba sa lahat baka pa.? haiztz naku..

Sunday, December 28, 2008

say a big NO.!


oh c'mon.! abs-cbn to make a twilight tv series.?! somebody humor me.!
im already a little bit disappointed about the movie., and now they are making things worse.!

from ate arn's fs bulletin:

ABS-CBN has bought the rights to make a tv version of the hit vampire novel "Twilight", ABS-CBN's CEO, Euegenio Lopez III signed a contract last December 6, 2008 for the
tv adaptation of Twilight, the rights cost a more than a million dollars, the taping is set to start next year by February in Baguio, Tagaytay, Bukidnon and some parts will tape outside the country. And it will be directed by Cathy Garcia Molina, the tv adaptation will focus with the love story between Edward and Bella, this is much more than a drama, romance, but also fantasy. This is co-produce by Ignite Media Inc.

Cast (Unofficial) :
Rayver Cruz as Edward Cullen
Shaina Magdayao as Isabella Swan
Valeen Montenegro as Alice Cullen
Gabby Concepcion as Dr. Carlisle Cullen
Luis Manzano as Emmett Cullen
Al Tantay as Charlie Swan
Yayo Aguila as Renee Dwyer
Fred Payawan as Jacob Black
Carlos Agassi as James
Chin Chin Gutierrez as Esme Cullen
Karylle as Rosalie Hale
Joross Gamboa as Jasper Hale
Jessy Mendiola as Jessica Stanley
Empress Schuck as Angela Weber
Brad Murdoch as Laurent
Nikki Bacolod as Victoria
Aaron Villaflor as Mike Newton

puaahahaha! patawa ang abs cbn.. gustong kumita sa pamamagitan ng pangongopya! dude nman... hahaha! konting hiya naman.. buti nlang me petition site.. vote kayo kung against kayo sa takipsilim.. i already did :)
go to this link and VOTE! haha :)

but recently lang, nbasa ko,, mukhang access denied! ang abs.. haha! sa dami ba nman ng negative reactions sa net! hahaha :)
btw, i got this lil' sumthing sa multip.. mga kotabol kots na maririnig natin kung natuloy yang takipsilim na yan,,.

"kay tangang tupa..."

"kay gagong masukistang leon!"

"tungkol sa tatlong bagay na siguradong positibo ako:
una, si edward ay isang bampira... pangalawa, may isang parte sa kanya, at hndi ko alam kung gaano kalakas iyon..na uhaw sa aking dugo... at pangatlo, hndi maitatangging ako'y walang sawang inlab sa kanya"

"maging ligtas mahal..."

"ikaw na ang buhay ko ngayon"

"estupidong may-ari ng makintab na VOLVO"

"pano kung hindi ako ang bida, pano kung ako ung masamang tao???"

"ikaw ang eksaktong tatak ng droga ko"

"Imposible ang iyong kabilisan at lakas. Ang `yong balat ay maputi`t maputla at yelo`ng lamig. Nagiiba ang kulay ng mata mo atminsan kung magsalita ka para kang galing ng ibang panahon.
Hindi kalumalabas kapag maaraw. Ilang taon kana?"

"Labing pito."

"Gano katagal kanang labing pito?"

"Matagal-tagal narin."

"alam ko kung ano ka"

"sabihin mo... sabihin mo ng malakas..."

"bampira!"

"natatakot ka ba?"

"hindi"

"takot ka ba?"

"ang ikinatatakot ko lang ay ang mawala ka sa akin"

"kung kaya mong mabuhay habang panahon, ano ang ikabubuhay mo???"

"*toooot* bella, ikaw ang magiging kamatayan ko"

"*singhot* mmmm... nagdala ka ng baon..."

"aking lalaking unggoy!"

"humawak ka ng mahigpit, gagambang unggoy!

---bwahahahaha! kakornniiiie! tagalog version yan ng mga linya nina edward at bella sa pelikula. haha! pano nlang diba? haha!
mamamarkahan ang Pilipinas ng "the copycat country".. papayag kaba? haha! peace out! :)

=end of the bulletin=

kelan ba magkakaroon ng orig na tv series ang pinas at hindi lang puro remakes.? i call for originality and not for ka-cornihan okay.?! yak as in eww.! title pa lang masagwa na.. takipsilim.. oh san ka pa.! and please., the cast., the cast.! ugh.!

RAYVER AS EDWARD CULLEN.? in the book edward is so dazzling., he's mesmerizing and not just some ordinary looking korni star.. tsk.. mapapahiya lang si rayver.. mapapahiya lang ang abs.. at mas lalo mapapahiya din ang Pilipinas sa kakornihan na ito.. haiztz.. so please stop it para sa ikabubuti ng ating sambayanan.! wawiiit.!

Friday, December 12, 2008

adore by paramore

I don't mean to run
But Every time you come around
I Feel more alive, than ever
And I guess it's too much
Maybe we're too young
And I don't even know what's real
But I know I never...

Wanted anything so bad
I've never wanted anyone so bad

If I let you love me
Be the one adored
Would you go all the way
Be the one I'm looking for
If I let you love me (If I Say)
Be the one Adored (It's OK)
Would you go all the way (You can stay)
Be the one I'm looking for

Help me come back down
From high above the clouds
You know I'm suffocating, But I blame this town
Why do I deny
The things that burn inside,
Down deep I'm barley breathing
But you just see a smile

And I don't wanna let this go
Really I just want to know

If I let you love me
Be the one Adored
Would you go all the way
Be the one I'm looking for
If I let you love me (If I Say)
Be the one Adored (It's OK)
Would you go all the way (You can stay)
Be the one I'm looking for

If I let you love me
Be the one adored
Would you go all the way
Be the one I'm looking for (x2)

If I let you love me (If I Say)
See the one adored (It's OK)
Would you go all the way (You can stay)
Be the one I'm looking for

ssc poem

Ako’y isang SSC student.
Cream of the Crop kung ituring,
Ngunit ako’y hamak na tao pa rin,
Nagkakamali at nasasaktan din.

Maging “modelo” utos nila sa amin.
Dapat sumunod sa mga alituntunin.
The Best dapat ang mga gawain.
Ngunit kami’y nahihirapan din.

Sampu ang subjects namin
Tambak sa mga takdang-aralin.
Kami man ay subsob sa pag-aaral,
Ngunit masasaya pa rin.

Special Science Class.
Klase “daw” ng mga magagaling.
May grade na dapat mantinahin.
Kung hindi ay maalis sa seksyong giliw namin.

Hindi lang Science ang linya namin,
Maging sa ibang asignatura ay ayos din.
Iba’t ibang talento taglay namin.
Kami‘y marami pang kayang gawin.

“Nothing special” turan ng iba.
Ngunit kami ay di lang nila kilala.
“Mga mayayabang” tingin ng marami sa amin.
Gayong kami ay mababait din.

Hindi lang nila alam,
Dugo’t pawis puhunan namin.
Hindi lang nila naiintindihan,
Pressure at hirap na dinaranas namin.

SSC, sa maliit na grupong ito,
Kami ay nabibilang,
Konti man sa paningin,
Ngunit pamilya naman ang turing.
Dito ay walang iwanan,
Kahit survival of the fittest ang aming labanan.


wla lang.. la ako magawa eh.. inspired lang ako gumawa.. wahehehe..

Tuesday, October 14, 2008

on smiles and eyes

smiles are deceiving but eyes never tell lies..

Sunday, October 12, 2008

scary kids

kids these days are freaking scary., waaahhhhh., true.! i was culture shocked with them.. they are having an extensive display of affection.. elementary kids having boyfriends and girlfriends., and kissing everywhere., freshies dating around the town.. and it would not be surprising if some are already experimenting on sex.. waaaaahhhhhhh.! i can't take it.. call me old-fashioned or whatsoever but., but whatever they do., it's not right.. they are putting themselves in disgrace., and placing their family honor in shame especially their parents.. what about their morale.? don't they think about it.?

compared to westernized countries., our country can STILL be considered conservative., but due to the growing number of eccentric youths., maybe the race of the conservative youths will lessen and soon be considered rare..

Tuesday, September 30, 2008

diary entry 4

tsk., tsk., tinatamad akong pumaxok., inaantok kasi ako., di na lang ata ako sasama dun sa oratorical contest., haiztz., umuwi nga ako galing ng school eh., eh may program pa., kaso talagang inaantok ako., at parang ayaw ko ng sumama., hindi ko kasi memorize., hehehehe

Monday, September 29, 2008

diary entry 3

tsk., tsk., ssma ako sa oration tomorrow., pero hanggang ngaun eh hindi ko pa nai-mememorize ung piece ko., haiztz., ktamad naman kz.. tsk tsk.,

Thursday, September 25, 2008

a world without money

what if money was never invented.?

i think it's great having no money in the world.. If money never existed then there will be no rich or poor.. everything is free.. we are free., free from the violence brought about by it., free from taxes., and free from corrupt officials..
free from the violence.. money is said to be the root of all evil.. if there will be no money., then there will be no hold-upper., car nappers., kidnappers., etc. etc.. there will be no people who abuses money to make bad things..
free from taxes.. we will be free from taxes like e-vat., and vat., what a great relief if it will be gone too..
free from corrupt officials.. of course., who would like to run and serve truly their countrymen if they will not have anything in return.. well there might be few who really wanted to serve., but will they be enough.?
everything is free.. yay.! isn't that nice.? you can get everything you want., free.?

chinese japanese

i have a funny anecdote to share to you..

when i was still in grade school., i was grade 1 back then.. my classmates used to call the game chinese garter as "chinese japanese".. to admit it., i am not really familiar with the name of the game and with the game itself.. so this is how it goes..

it was our vacant time., when my classmates decided to play..
classmate: tara laro tayo ng chinese japanese..
stupidhead: o sige.! ano ung ohayou*.? (sabay hila sa isa kong klasmeyt)

-----------DEAD SILENCE------------

ang yabang ko pang nagsabi tapos tumingin lang sila sa akin.. haiztz., mas masakit pa un sa tinawanan ka., at least pagtumawa sila may reaction di ba.? pero ito., no reaction at all.. haiztz., palibhasa kasi., wala akong kalaro na babae noon.. at hindi rin naman talaga ako sporty(whoo., palusot pa eh)..

*ohayou - good morning

untitled 3

minsan naisip mo na ba na sa sobrang dami na ng tao dito sa mundo eh parang excess ka na lang.?

bawat segundo 4 sanggol ang pinapangak sa mundong ito., at 247 bawat minuto.. kaya habang nagtatype ako dito ay ilang dosenang sanggol na ang ipinanganganak.. and as of september 25, 2008 ay mayroong 6,725,800,000 na tao dito sa mundo.. that's the whole population of the world.. and there are now 90,457,200 Filipinos..

lahat ng 6billion+ na yan eh nagco-contribute sa destruction ng hindi lang ng environment kundi maging mundo natin., excluding na syempre ung mga baby.. pero lalaki rin sila at mas lalaki pa ang populasyon at masdadami na naman ang mga polluters.. so why need na dumagdag ka pa.?

pano kung hindi ka naman matalino., walang talent at ipagpalagay na natin na you're good for nothing.? eh di parang pabigat ka lang sa mundong ito.. so what's the point of your existence pa di ba.?

sa sobrang dami na rin ng tao dito sa mundo., eh yung mga kaya mong gawin ay kaya ring gawin ng iba.. kung kaya na nila., bat kailangan ka pa.?

sa sobrang dami na ng tao dito sa mundo eh bakit kailangan mo pa ang mag-exist.? hindi kaya pabigat ka lang sa mundong ito na ating ginagalawan.? bakit kailangan mo ang mag survive.? bakit kailangan ka pa dito.?

Saturday, September 20, 2008

diary entry 2

waaaahhhhh.! ang complicated ng buhay., di ko maintindihan.. Masaya ako., pero malungkot naman.. sino ba naman si danielle para sau d ba.?
i cared for you., itinuring kitang kaibigan., para na rin kitang kapatid.. tapos., malaman ko na lang ganun ka pla., haiztz.. sinabi mo na lang sana sa akin agad., para naman hindi nagmukhang tanga na nakikipag usap sau., un pala u have something against me..
palagi na lang kaung ganyan sa akin..

a love story.,

There was a girl who was very confused whom to love., was it the one she loves.,Crow or the one that loves her., Cloud.. Crow likes her too., but does not make any moves.. She decided to forget about Crow., why does she need a man who doesn't know how to fight for his love? what if their relationship faces a problem., then what will Crow do? He might just give up their relationship..

She tried to love Cloud., she tried Cloud.. Cloud love her very much.. Their relationship lasted for months and years.. She thought she will be happy with Cloud., she thought she is deeply inlove with Cloud.. Then one day., she saw Crow with another girl and they are so sweet.. She was deeply hurt.. But she tried to forget about it., she shouldn't leave Cloud.. The following days she was so depressed., she still love Crow and will never forget about him.. Cloud asked her why is she so sad., she didn't answer him truthfully., she said that she was sad because her pet died.. Cloud., knew she was lying., Cloud knew the truth., that she doesn't love him eversince..

She saw Crow again with the same girl., they were holding hands while walking.. She felt like she was stabbed with a knife for several times.. The worse part is that Crow saw her and smiled., he smiled like he was saying that 'hey., you thought i wouldn't forget you.?' he introduced the girl which is already his fiance and they will be soon married.. He invited her in their wedding and said she will be the Maid of Honor and Cloud will be the Best Man.. She said yes., and said that maybe within the next few months she and Cloud will also get married.. Crow looks happy now., she said to herself. She turned to the girl and said., 'you are lucky., congratulations'.. Then they said goodbye and parted ways., as she turned away she cried her eyes out.. This was the worst day of her life.. Seeing her love with another girl and soon will be married.!

She came home.. She decided to forget about Crow., and she will truly love Cloud now.. She knew that Cloud is there at her house., he will greet her with his sweet smile.. She knew that Cloud will be there for her., and will never leave her.. She knew that Cloud will comfort her.. He will still love her no matter what.. But Cloud is not at her house.. She called his cellphone., but he's not answering.. She decided to go to his apartment.. She knocked on the door., but nobody seems to be inside.. The door is open., so she went inside.. It was very dark.. She knew the apartment very well., so even without the lights on., she knew where to find the switch.. She turned on the lights.. His apartment was small., and was suited for one person only but it was neat and tidy.. His stuffs are always in order.. She went into his room.. His door was locked.. But she has a spare key so she opened it.. She was shocked about what she saw.. She regretted entering that cursed room.. She was now at her feet crying.. In the corner., Cloud was lying in the floor lifeless.. He was holding a .22 caliber gun., he ran a bullet through his head.. Blood was all over his body.. She was so shocked.. She hugged the cold body of her patient boyfriend who loved her till the end.. She felt sorry using him., she should have loved him instead..

Moments later., the police arrived.. They decided it was a suicide.. No force entry.. No missing appliance or valuable.. He doesn't have any enemies.. And they found a suicide note.. They handed her the note., for they thought that it was for her.. She was at her feet again.. She remembered those times she was with him., she was happy., even if it was just a little bit.. He never left her.. He was always there when she needs him.. He hugged her when she was afraid.. He took care of her when she was sick.. He took her to fancy restaurants to eat dinner.. He gave her a bouquet of flowers everyday.. He never hit her.. He goes with the flow of her mood swings.. He brought her once to Tokyo Disneyland., and last summer to Palawan.. He gives her chocolates every time he visits her.. He was very understanding and thoughtful..


You will be free now to love Crow.,
I know that you never loved me.,
And the one that you love is Crow..
I did this for I love you very much..
I know that I can't bear the pain if i saw you with him.,
and it will be like my death if I see you together..
That's why i decided
to end it all like this..

One time suffering..
You are more important than my life..
I love you very much..
Please be happy..

P.S.
See how much I love you.?

Thursday, September 18, 2008

i feel so athletic

yesterday., nagtry-out kami sa iba't ibang sports.. at mukhang nawili kami sa paglalaro ng sports.. kaya kanina naglaro kami.. hehehe.. kahit na wala akong alam sa table tennis at badminton., at khit na wla akong natitira., at marami na akong violations ay patuloy pa rin akong naglaro.. hehehe.. di ba ang mahalaga eh enjoy mo ung game..
sayang hindi ko nakita ung match ng III-SSC A at B., ang galing daw nila eh sabi nila.. hehehe.. di tulad nung mga naunang naglaro.. haiztz., sayang talaga.. umuwi kasi ako agad eh., haiztz., sayang.,

tralalalala

si mrs. waffles ay nagalit dun sa klasmeyt ko kanina.. you want to know why.? it's because of that gay word "eklavu"..
this eklavu eklavu word started when we read some joke about it in a joke book that our classmate bought.. this word's meaning is not certain., according to pinoyslang. com., eklavu is an adjective that means whatever.. but then according to some people., it means false..
balik tau sa galit na galit na si mrs. waffles., long quiz namin and true or false un.. ngaun si klasmeyt eh sabi ng sabi ng eklavu., kahit na hindi naman false ung sagot.. eh si mrs. waffles hindi ata alam ung eklavu eh biglang nagalit.. sinigawsigawan nya si klasmeyt at ung sermon walang konek dun sa eklavu.. sabi nya ung pinapa-quiz daw nya eh wala daw sa book at common sense lang ung kailangan pra masagot mo un.. tapos ilang beses pa niyang inulit-ulit.. haiztz.. hindi nya alam., eklavu pla ung ikinakagalir nya.. hehehe

Wednesday, September 17, 2008

sakit ng estudyante., sakit ng lipunan

inaatake ako ng pinakamalala at pinakadelikadong sakit na pwedeng makuha ng isang estudyante., katamaran. walang nakakaligtas., kahit na sino., gurl man or boy; or kahit na feeling gurl man at feeling boy., kahit na anong year., kahit na anong section., matalino man o hindi.. contagious din ito., at popular sa mga upperclassmen.. ang mga sintomas nito:
  1. bored parati
  2. pagliban sa mga klase
  3. hindi paggawa ng mga assignments., activity., etc.
  4. inaantok sa klase kahit na 12 hours ang tulog kagabi
  5. hindi nakikinig sa guro., kahit na dumudugo na ngalangala nito sa kaka-discuss.,
mga dahilan:
  1. walang gaanong ginagawa sa school.,
  2. boring
  3. walang kwenta ang mga pinagagawa.,
  4. nahawa sa klasmeyt.,
epekto:
  1. mababang grades

ang katamaran ay walang pinipili., walang exempted., walang excused., everybody is a carrier.. ang sakit na ito ng mga estudyante ay sakit din ng lipunan.. kapag hindi nagamot o naagapan ang sakit na ito ay dadalhin nila ito hanggang sa pagtanda., at maging sa kamatayan.. sakit ng lipunan kung maituturing., ito ang siyang balakid sa pag-unlad ng mga estudyante maging ng ibang tao.., ito rin ay isang dahilan ng pagkabigo ng isang tao.. ito ay parang cancer na unti unting nilalamon ang sarili mo ng hindi mo namamalayan.. kung kaya't habang maaga pa ay agapan na., patayin ang mapaminsalang sakit na ito.!

madrama 1

do u hate me.? pls., just say so.. kasi nahihirapan na ako eh.. hindi ko alam kung ako ba ung kinaiinisan mo/nyo.. it's fine with me naman eh kung ayaw mo/nyo sa akin., i do understand that all of us are distinct from each other.. that we have different likes and dislikes.. like the things that pisses me off might be the things that you love so much..
ayan., nalulungkot na naman ako.. feeling ko kasi naiinis ka/kau sa akin.. sana sabihin nyo naman sa akin.. para naman hindi ako magmukhang tanga na nakikipag-usap sa inyo at lahat yun pala you hate my presence..
sabihin nyo kung ano ung problema., kung ayaw nyo sa akin., at kung ano ung ayaw nyo sa akin..

Tuesday, September 16, 2008

diary entry 1

masaya ang araw na to., la gaanong class.. hehehe..^^ la rin ung teacher namin sa english., pero kahit na ganun we still felt her presence coz she left us with lots of activities.. haaayyy.. masyadong masipag si mam.. walang patawad., minsan na nga lang umabsent eh talagang she makes sure na walang oras na nasasayang at walang araw na dadaan na wala kaming natutunan.. saludo ako kay mam.. hehehe..

try-out din ngaun sa iba't ibang sports sa school for the coming intrams.. we watced basketball and., and., and., matatangkad sila that's all.. hehehe.. obviously., all of the teams didn't have unity.. because it is the first time the players met and they too lack cooperation.. they didn't plan their strategy.. what i saw in the players is their extreme determination to pass the try-out.. wala ng pakialam sa iba basta makapasa.. sinosolo ang bola.. haiztz., kung ganyan rin lang they should rather play one on one..

in the later part of the day., umulan., umulan ng malakas., umulan ng matagal.. kumanta kami in order to kill time and para hindi kami ma-bore.. we believe na humihina ung ulan pagkumakanta kami.. hehehe.. wala kaming pakialam kahit na pinagtitinginan na kami ng mga estyudante na nagda-date sa tabi ng tindahan nila ashley.. at dahil ata sa napakaganda naming boses ay napapatigil sila sa kanilang paglaloving-loving.. kinanta namin ang mga kanta ng eraserheads at mga sabog na kanta ni michael v. .. masaya na sana., kaso nabasa ung sapatos ko at medyo nabasa din ako nung papauwi na..

masaya din kasi nakita ko si toooooot., oopps secret ko lang un.. hehehe.. pero nakakainis., dahil i just got rid of some annoying person then here comes another one.. he is more than annoying., he is exasperating.! just the look of his face makes me feel., grrrr.!

ok end na., antok na ako eh.. it's been a long tiring day.. hehehe.. and i haven't got enough sleep yet.. kea babush na.. :]